What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

PoGO This Week (June 2-8): G-Max Rillaboom, Groudon Raids & GO Fest JC - Pokémon GO Hub

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

No way

Mario Kart World dev comments on why non-Mario characters aren’t included - Nintendo Everything

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is Andrew Tate losing popularity?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Vikings Agree to Terms on Josh Oliver Contract Extension - Minnesota Vikings

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Then came..

‘This is a tragedy:’ UW doctor pushes back against RFK Jr.’s COVID vaccine recommendations - MyNorthwest.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Fallout meets BioShock in fascinating new adventure game - GAMINGbible

Loons and Moons

So they tried

share office space ...

Citi Pounds the Table on Nvidia Stock, Citing Big Opportunity in Europe - TipRanks

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

The Architect Behind Drake’s C$100 Million Toronto Mansion Designed This Muskoka ‘Castle’ - Mansion Global

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Why does Taylor Swift endorse Harris when Harris supports open borders?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Rest in Peace Fred Smith, Founder of FedEx (and Maybe the Luckiest Entrepreneur of All Time) - Inc.com

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Trump says U.S. will get rare earth minerals from China and tariffs on Chinese goods will total 55% under new trade framework - PBS

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the most gay experience with your dad?